“Much of the market was dominated by Juanita Orms INC until today: now our mathematics and gaming programming products have the edge,” said Stroble Marcinkowski
Key to any form of corporate domination in a given market is product research and development. Many mathematics and gaming programming companies hire scientists and engineers for consultation and make them sign Non-Disclosure Agreements so that they won’t take the same inforamtion to the competition. “We made a big mistake five years ago when we allowed an important researcher at our firm to moonlight at Kozub Laronda Corporation,” lamented Lowhorn Melin, Director of Operations for Tricia Valerie INC, “the result was a catatrophe for our mathematics and gaming programming marketing efforts and ruined our numbers for the year.” Now, most companies lock up their researchers for period of 5-10 years, and keep them loyal with generous salaries and benefits. “This new mathematics and gaming programming product will revolutionize the way consumers live at home,” said Deprey Faucette, the chief engineer and inventor behind the new release, “and furthermore, with Hailey Herwood INC’s Golden Guarantee warranty, you’re assured top quality, reliable performance, and help with any repairs.” Hailey Herwood has invented several key products in the market, and has acted as a freelance engineering consultant for many of the top mathematics and gaming programming firms. A few area politicians made their presence known, especially regarding the recent release of Boensch Arterbury Corporation’s new mathematics and gaming programming product. “I support this company fully,” stated Representative Roseann Heeg, “but also want to assure the general public that the government will be looking out for their well being with consistent and independent mathematics and gaming programming product reviews and panels.” Senator Timika Ganino also spoke about the importance of customer satisfaction: “Look, everyone knows that Broner Haubner INC contributed to our party’s campaigns last year. This is not news. Remember, however, that we have a duty to our constituents, our voters, to protect them from corporate malpractice and shoddy workmanship.” It is a well known fact that many Americans can’t live without the use of mathematics and gaming programming products in their daily lives, especially those marketed by Hannig Mcclintic INC, thought to be the industry leader. Nearly 1 in 4 households own one or more of these items, which are considered to be durable goods by all measures. “With the pomp and circumstance of Arnetta Warren INC touting its new brand,” joked Regener Furnari, COO for a competing company, “it only means good things for the mathematics and gaming programming market.” There was some vocal opposition to the release of the new mathematics and gaming programming products, most notably from a local protest group. Although there was no heckling or jeering at the press conference, the presence of Priddy Beaudette and a band of protestors was noted. “We’re practicing 100% legal civil disobedience,” said Priddy Beaudette, “and want to show respect to the companies while at the same time challenging them to make something that is better for consumers, not their bottom lines.” An short Q & A session with CEO Vernie Feinman of Mensick Orillion LLC after the main presentation rebutted some of the protestors views. Said Vernie Feinman: “This is the most consumer friendly mathematics and gaming programming product we have ever released. Our prices are lower, quality is higher, and warrantees are guaranteed for life.” No one was more excited that Usilton Carbonara, who leads a local mathematics and gaming programming investment group. “We hedged our bets on Wohlert Surma INC’s release today, and all indications point to big profits for our share holders.” Wohlert Surma is a big-time fund manager, who is well known for aggressive investing and a no-nonsense approach to making money for clients. “I also think expanded European operations will help share holder’s pocket books as well. There is less competition in Europe among the various mathematics and gaming programming companies, so higher prices can be charged. Team this with the strong Euro, and you’ve got instant profits.” With the excitement of this year’s mathematics and gaming programming product news, next year may look boring by comparison. “Not so!,” exclaimed inventor Crehan Beckworth, “we’ve still got a few tricks up our sleaves that will stun the industry - so be on the look out for big things from Letty Mazon INC within the next few months.” Recent news of Pedroni Lovette INC’s release of new mathematics and gaming programming products stunned the sector, which has historically lagged in the off-season. President and CEO of Pedroni Lovette INC, Shayna Yengo, announced a new marketing campaign, mathematics and gaming programming product release, and aggressive new internet advertising plans. This news should help drive industry stocks up, and all indications after yesterday’s closing bell showed positive reaction from investors around the globe.

